me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
Reblog if you have the best followers ever

mookie000:

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doitsu-is-near:

seekingvakarian:

this week on tumblr:

  • yahoo buying tumblr
  • “bitch I might be”
  • POKEMON FUSION
  • Eurovision and confused Americans

useyourwandbro:

tobuildaholmes:

the-lioness-rampant:

satanmoriarty:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

well what a shitty fanfiction this is

it doesn’t even have smut

it’s just angst and tragedy

it doesn’t even have a pairing 

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